Someone thought their pizza cutter was a Porsche 911.
smallestpigever
She looks fucked up but honestly still delicious. I think my standards are lower than the average lmao
CatResearch923
RIPizza
Glass-Performer8389
Earthquake split the (pizza)landmass into 3 (pizza)islands
Dodmeister5000
Something unmentionable, by the looks of it(!)
Prestigious-Board-62
Ordering from Papa John’s should automatically be a crime.
ScrodRundgren
I’ve never understood being bummed out about this sort of thing. The pizza is all there. They could put it in a blender, put it in a big gulp cup and give me a spoon and I’d be fine.
Chahut_Maenad
the store used doordash apparently and after calling the place the cashier said they saw the doordash driver carrying the pizza out sideways and i couldnt help but imagine some guy waddling his ass out of the restaurant holding the pizza box like a briefcase full of pebbles
welding_guy_from_LI
Even if the driver ruined it , whoever made that pizza sucks .. that crust is hideous
GOPPoliticsRViolence
Fashy pizza
treesout23
Absolutely delicious looking pizza but honestly I wouldn’t be suprised if they skimmed a little slice
awisemanonceredd
Looks like Shaq is back in the kitchen
EidolonRook
Sigh. New guy put his penis in the pizza.
We told him not to. They never learn, pizza fuckers.
benjatunma
It showed him why they called em papa….
chop309
Looks like one of the legs broke off the oven
singuratate1
Looks like they were angry you ordered, and “tossed” it in the box 😬😬😬
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Someone thought their pizza cutter was a Porsche 911.
She looks fucked up but honestly still delicious. I think my standards are lower than the average lmao
RIPizza
Earthquake split the (pizza)landmass into 3 (pizza)islands
Something unmentionable, by the looks of it(!)
Ordering from Papa John’s should automatically be a crime.
I’ve never understood being bummed out about this sort of thing. The pizza is all there. They could put it in a blender, put it in a big gulp cup and give me a spoon and I’d be fine.
the store used doordash apparently and after calling the place the cashier said they saw the doordash driver carrying the pizza out sideways and i couldnt help but imagine some guy waddling his ass out of the restaurant holding the pizza box like a briefcase full of pebbles
Even if the driver ruined it , whoever made that pizza sucks .. that crust is hideous
Fashy pizza
Absolutely delicious looking pizza but honestly I wouldn’t be suprised if they skimmed a little slice
Looks like Shaq is back in the kitchen
Sigh. New guy put his penis in the pizza.
We told him not to. They never learn, pizza fuckers.
It showed him why they called em papa….
Looks like one of the legs broke off the oven
Looks like they were angry you ordered, and “tossed” it in the box 😬😬😬
https://preview.redd.it/wvatxv9yd03f1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357f46b18c4a937fc9b94cd2aa30d763fe1a6d26
It must be the day of reckoning
The day of reckoning has come
That thing was screwed up from the word go. Poppa slop.
The day of reckoning has come
Center of the pie aside, that crust looks nasty.
Used it as a Frisbee
this is what’s known as Doing It Better
Is your pizza dividing and self-replicating?
Maybe he was just trying to cover up evidence of a penis mark.
Shove it back together, admire, eat.
Look how they massacred my boy….
It’s been murdered. Where is the crime scene tape?
Look what they did to my boy.
They “Pacman’ed” it
Over stretched in the middle, under stretched around the edge and delivered by a cave man. No doubt nothing but rookies on shift tonight.